Arkansas Funny Laws

Arkansas:
-The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
-A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
-Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
-Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
-It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas
-A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
-No person shall be permitted under any pretext to come nearer then fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room from the opening of the polls until the certification of the returns.
The City Laws are Here

Alabama City Laws
Fayetteville:
-It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Little Rock:
-Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
-No one may “suddenly start or stop‿ their car at a McDonald’s.
-Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
-Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
-It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.