Colorado Funny Laws

Colorado

-One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
-Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
-It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
-No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
-It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
-Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
City Laws Here

Colorado City Laws

Alamosa:
-Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
-Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
-To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
-Persons may not urinate in public.
Arvada:
-Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Aspen:
-Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
Boulder:
-It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
-It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
-Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
-Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
Colorado Springs:
-It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Cripple Creek:
-It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Denver:
-The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
-You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
-It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
Durango:
-It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Logan County:
-It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
Louisville:
-Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
Pueblo:
-It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
Sterling:
-Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
Vail:
-It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
-No one may keep junk close to someone else.