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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Delaware Funny Laws


-"R" rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
-It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

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City Laws

Fenwick Island:
-It shall be unlawful for any person to sleep, lie or loiter on, or occupy as a sleeping quarter or under the guise of pretending to sleep, on any part of the public beaches
-It shall be unlawful for any person to live, dwell, cook, sleep, change clothes or use toilet facilities inside any vehicle
-No vechicle will be used as a picnic facility, which means no standing or sitting and eating or drinking on any street or highway.
-It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist.
-Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Rehoboth Beach:
-No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle.
-On Halloween, children may only "trick-or-treat" from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must "trick-or-treat" on October 30 during this same time interval.
-One may not whisper in church.
-No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
-Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
-Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
-Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
South Bethany:
-All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog "poops", or risk a $100 fine.

Connecticut Funny Laws


-Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
-You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
-In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
-It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
-You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
-It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
-The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited.
-No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.

The City Laws are Found Here

City Laws

-It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
-Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
-You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
-You may not educate dogs.
-It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
New Britain:
-It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Rocky Hill:
-An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
-Silly string is banned.
-It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
-Horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a "bright" red taillight securely attached to its rump.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Colorado Funny Laws


-One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
-Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
-It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
-No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
-It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
-Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
City Laws Here

Colorado City Laws

-Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
-Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
-To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
-Persons may not urinate in public.
-Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
-Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
-It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
-It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
-Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
-Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
Colorado Springs:
-It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
Cripple Creek:
-It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
-The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
-You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
-It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
-It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
Logan County:
-It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
-Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.
-It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
-Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
-It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
-No one may keep junk close to someone else.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

California Funny Laws

-Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
-Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
-Bathhouses are against the law.
-It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
-Women may not drive in a house coat.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
-Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

More City Laws here . DO not miss it, it's a huge list.

City Laws:
-You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
-Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Baldwin Park:
-Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
-City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
-You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
-It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Cathedral City:
-It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
-Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
-One may not bring their dog to school.
-All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.
-One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
-It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
-Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
-Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
-It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
-Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Dana Point:
-One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
-It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
El Monte:
-Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
-Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
-Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
-Persons may not sleep on a road.
-One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
-Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women
-No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
-Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed
-It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
-Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
-It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
-Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
-Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
-One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
-A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
-It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
-Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Hermosa Beach:
-Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
-No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
-It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
-It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Indian Wells:
-It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
-Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
-Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
-Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
-You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
-It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants.
-It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
Long Beach:
-Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
-It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles:
-It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
-You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
-You may not hunt moths under a street light.
-It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
-Toads may not be licked.
-Zoot suits are prohibited.
-It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
Los Angeles County:
-All food in a childrens camp must be approved by the director before being used.
-It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
-No person may charge admission to a house party.
-It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
-Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
-It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
-All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
-Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
-Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pacific Grove:
-It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Palm Springs:
-It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
-One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
-It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
-No person may carry a fish into a bar.
-Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
-Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
-One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
San Diego:
-It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco:
-Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
-It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
-Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
-It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
-Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
San Jose:
-It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
San Luis Obispo:
-Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
Santa Monica:
-You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
Shasta Lake:
-One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
Simi Valley:
-Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
-Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.
Thousand Oaks:
-Before a business may have a "going out of business sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.
-Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
-Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
-Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
-Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.
-Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
-One may not leave sand in their own driveway.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Arkansas Funny Laws

-The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
-A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
-A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
-Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
-Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
-It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas
-A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
-No person shall be permitted under any pretext to come nearer then fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room from the opening of the polls until the certification of the returns.
The City Laws are Here

Alabama City Laws
-It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Little Rock:
-Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
-No one may “suddenly start or stop‿ their car at a McDonald’s.
-Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
-Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
-It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Arizona Funny Laws


-Hunting camels is prohibited.
-Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
-There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
-Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
-A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".
-It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
-When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
-It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
-You may not have more than two "relationship" toys in a house. (I'm guessing you know what those are.)
-The bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.

The Rest Here

Arizona City/County Laws
-Cars may not be driven in reverse.
-Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
-If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County:
-No more than six girls may live in any house.
-It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County:
-A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
-An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
-No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
-One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
-It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
-Women may not wear pants.

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Alaska Funny Laws


-It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown.
-Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
-Waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
-It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
-It is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting.
-It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.

City Laws

-No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.
-It is illegal to string a wire across any road.
-Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
-No person may drive a vehicle when there are more than three people in the front seat, which number shall include the driver.
-It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
-Moose are not allowed to reproduce on city streets.
-A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
-It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
-Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
-Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.(Or any other animal.)
-Development which is designed and sited on land in such a way as to preserve scenic vistas visible from public places may be awarded bonus points. (What are bonus points? lol)
-One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
-Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist.

Monday, April 17, 2006

American State Laws Starting with Alabama


-It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
-Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
-It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
-Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
-Incestuous marriages are legal.
-It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
-It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
-It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
-You may not drive barefooted.
-Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
-Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
-It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
-You must have windshield wipers on your car.
-You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
-Masks may not be worn in public.
-Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
-Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex

Alambama City Laws

-You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
-No person may spit on the floor of a church.
-It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
-Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
-If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
-It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Lee County:
-It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
-All women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m.
-It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
-It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
-No one may use a 'funk ball' within the city limits.
-Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
-No person within the city may possess confetti.
-It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
-'Spray String' is banned.
- Bicycles are banned from the interstate highways.
-If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
-It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)